Holy Recycled Bonsai Tree Hobby, Batman! 

Japanese (what other nationality could he possibly be) artist Takanori Aiba has basically just bukkake’d all over your feeble attempts at bonsai art. 

Via: io9

So this just happened. Vinnie Jones teaches you how to perform CPR. Don’t mess, it’s Vinnie fucking Jones! 

Chinese old-folks choir covers Gaga’s Bad Romance

Seriously, internet… what manner of fuckery is this? I guess I can die saying I’ve seen it all. Best cover, ever? 

Also: This kinda makes perfect sense - oriental melodies juxtaposed with geriatric, bouffant haired aunties in flower print blouses. 

Modern-day Whoopi Goldberg / LaFonza type of woman dissects the cray-cray and OTT melodrama between the lines of Adele’s lyrics, specifically, Someone Like You. Eg:

“I hate to turn out of the blue, uninvited” - cue an enigmatic Fantasia Barrino-like “Ooooh, she crazy!”

I love this. 

Internet Gold - Birds With Arms 

There are many things the internet is good for but there are few things better than this. Yes, it’s exactly what it sounds like. Pictures of birds with arms.  

How it works:

  • Click Link
  • Scroll downwards
  • View pictures of birds with arms
  • Feel happy

Via: Bel

20 Worst Footballing Hairstyles Of All Time

Fat Ronaldo, Andy Carroll’s douchelocks, Cesc’s mullet, Bob Charlton’s 20-inch bald spot and Gazza’s bro-nytail make the cut (harhar). Thank God the modern footballer’s gaudy salaries cover stylist expenses. Of course, there are exceptions to the rule like the crazies (see: Sandro) and the unsalvagable (see: Carlos Tevez).

I still think Abel Xavier wins at EVERYTHING.

Via: Who Ate All The Pies

Can’t tell what’s the best/worst part about Gaga’s Paper Doll: Voltron costume, inseminated ovum onslaught or Huskies for tits? Part of me feels that next week, she’ll probably top this with an unimaginably freakish Cthulu meets Fred Astaire fashion abomination. Dress her up on the GQ site! Via: Bel

Can’t tell what’s the best/worst part about Gaga’s Paper Doll: Voltron costume, inseminated ovum onslaught or Huskies for tits?

Part of me feels that next week, she’ll probably top this with an unimaginably freakish Cthulu meets Fred Astaire fashion abomination. Dress her up on the GQ site!

Via: Bel

It’s obvious that placeholder text has been missing that one element to propel it to highest echelons of Internet sublimity: a dose of Samuel L. Jackson.  Fuck that poncey Latin gibberish. You need Samuel L. Ipsum to make your motherfucking placeholder text, motherfucking bitchass, motherfucker.  Via: Gizmodo

It’s obvious that placeholder text has been missing that one element to propel it to highest echelons of Internet sublimity: a dose of Samuel L. Jackson. 

Fuck that poncey Latin gibberish. You need Samuel L. Ipsum to make your motherfucking placeholder text, motherfucking bitchass, motherfucker. 

Via: Gizmodo

Immensely useful listicle of the day: 10 Insulting Words You Should Know Am already trying to work out ways of fitting this into my vocabulary. Am waiting to hire interns that I can try this out on. Eg: “Cut your buncombe, you stupid cacafuego. Stop being such a coccydynia!”

Immensely useful listicle of the day: 10 Insulting Words You Should Know

Am already trying to work out ways of fitting this into my vocabulary. Am waiting to hire interns that I can try this out on. Eg: “Cut your buncombe, you stupid cacafuego. Stop being such a coccydynia!”

Weird 60’s cover of the day:

Korean Kittens - “Can’t Buy Me Love”