Hi! I’m Paolo Delfino. I’m tall, I have big hair and I’m cheap. I like reading comics, making music and dicking around on the internet.Tumblr (3.0; @paolodelfino)http://www.paolodelfino.net/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4evadBSuE1qzzmjio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Bonnie drops yet another award-winning “I can haz bizkit?” pose: (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">instagram</a>)</p>http://www.paolodelfino.net/post/23532795058http://www.paolodelfino.net/post/23532795058Tue, 22 May 2012 14:27:49 +0800<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/W6OU_8zkvw4?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>“Nyet. He byeat me. Straight ahhp. Pay that myan his manyehh.”</p> <p>Challenging Nic Cage’s rousing performance in Vampire’s Kiss for the <em>Best Of Worst Acting</em> sweepstakes: John Malkovich’s glorious Russian (or whatever the fuck it was meant to be) accent in Rounders. </p> <p>If you were planning on watching the movie, be forwarned: spoilers ahead. </p> <p>Other surgeon’s general warnings: horrible acting, horrible accents, horrible delivery of the word “Nyet”.</p>http://www.paolodelfino.net/post/23472658836http://www.paolodelfino.net/post/23472658836Mon, 21 May 2012 17:10:00 +0800moviesjohn malkovichnic cagerounderslolrussians<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m43trnZvOD1qzzmjio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Things I sorely wish I could have in real life that I can only get in Diablo - Magic Pants</p> <p>(Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">Instagram</a>)</p>http://www.paolodelfino.net/post/23155691232http://www.paolodelfino.net/post/23155691232Wed, 16 May 2012 15:21:00 +0800gaminggeekagediablodiablo 3magicpantsphotojournal<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m429fouCOw1qzzmjio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Oh hey, guys. Catch up with y’all sometime in 2013?</p> <p>(Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">Instagram</a>)</p>http://www.paolodelfino.net/post/23098460810http://www.paolodelfino.net/post/23098460810Tue, 15 May 2012 19:04:00 +0800photojournaldiablogaminggeekage<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4265b9qj31qzzmjio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Been feeling a wee bit constipated lately. Might have something to do with these handsome bastards.</p> <p>(Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">Instagram</a>)</p>http://www.paolodelfino.net/post/23096952228http://www.paolodelfino.net/post/23096952228Tue, 15 May 2012 17:53:00 +0800photojournalfoodcookiessnacks<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m423wyhYy51qzzmjio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hm? Me? Oh, nothing. Just chilling out, bro.</p> <p>(Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">instagram</a>)</p>http://www.paolodelfino.net/post/23096047427http://www.paolodelfino.net/post/23096047427Tue, 15 May 2012 17:05:00 +0800photojournalbonniedogspets<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3sfxiW9yG1qzzmjio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Walked into Woh Fatt with no agenda, walked out with a tiny guitar in a girly pink guitar bag. D’oh!</p> <p>(Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">Instagram</a>)</p>http://www.paolodelfino.net/post/22762795503http://www.paolodelfino.net/post/22762795503Thu, 10 May 2012 11:48:00 +0800photojournalguitarklwoh fattout and about<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3l8d4qg9J1qzzmjio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Uber-creepy Kota Kinabalu souvenir of the day: skinned toad coin pouches.</p> <p>(Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">Instagram</a>)</p>http://www.paolodelfino.net/post/22502070859http://www.paolodelfino.net/post/22502070859Sun, 06 May 2012 14:22:00 +0800photojournalbizarrewtffrogspoucheskota kinabalumarketstrinkets<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3l3urbmzv1qzzmjio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>K-k-klear skies in KK!</p> <p>(Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">Instagram</a>)</p>http://www.paolodelfino.net/post/22497652353http://www.paolodelfino.net/post/22497652353Sun, 06 May 2012 12:44:00 +0800photojournalkota kinabalumarketswaterfrontseaside<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/JYxyYyt9rCE?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>THIS is how you make an introduction. Wait until 0:25 for the magic.</p>http://www.paolodelfino.net/post/22307954800http://www.paolodelfino.net/post/22307954800Thu, 03 May 2012 13:29:17 +0800youtubebizarreinternetzdrag queenlolwtfcomics<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/RsTTDezmQtA?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><strong>Hospitality - 8th Avenue</strong></p> <p>In the vein of similar, poorly named bands that make Googling a bitch (I’m looking at you, <em>Real Estate</em>), Hospitality’s creative laziness (thankfully) ends with their insipid and uninspiring album title (ie: <em>Hospitality</em>, no surprises). </p> <p>Beyond that however, is a brand of music that while, by no means groundbreaking, is thoroughly enjoyable in the way it pulls off indie power-pop so, so very well. </p> <p>If I’ve only been able to peddle The Shins’ <em>Port Of Morrow </em>as 2012’s standout album thus far, <em>Hospitality</em> is teetering dangerously close to early 2012 AOTY honors.</p> <p>Hospitality on <a href="http://hospitality.bandcamp.com/" target="_blank">Bandcamp</a>.</p>http://www.paolodelfino.net/post/22307861303http://www.paolodelfino.net/post/22307861303Thu, 03 May 2012 13:26:00 +0800now playinghospitalitymusicindiehipster fodder<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3flevcUEX1qzzmjio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Just purchased <a href="https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.sigames.fmhi&feature=search_result" target="_blank">Football Manager Handheld 2012</a>.</p> <p>Uh oh.</p>http://www.paolodelfino.net/post/22307583815http://www.paolodelfino.net/post/22307583815Thu, 03 May 2012 13:18:31 +0800geekagegamingfootballfootball managersegaandroid<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3dr8pAuUm1qzzmjio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Naturally, post-Avengers reading would end up being Ultimates 1 & 2.</p> <p>(Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">Instagram</a>)</p>http://www.paolodelfino.net/post/22242506662http://www.paolodelfino.net/post/22242506662Wed, 02 May 2012 13:29:00 +0800photojournalgeekageavengerscomicsultimates<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m34v84ClLN1qzzmjio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Today, I am Mr Paolon.</p> <p>(Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">Instagram</a>)</p>http://www.paolodelfino.net/post/21906144238http://www.paolodelfino.net/post/21906144238Fri, 27 Apr 2012 18:16:00 +0800photojournalout and aboutstarbuckscoffee<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyq4nqooYN1qdachco1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>The overindulgence of Marvel (super) mega-crossovers over the past 4 to 5 years ended up being a little exhausting. If you never thought you’d bore of universe-ending storylines crammed with tons of ZOMG double page spreads, gloriously showcasing scenes of more than a hundred superheroes (and sometimes, villains) duking it out against each other, well… you can.</p> <p>As proven by <em>Civil War</em> > <em>Secret Invasion</em> > <em>Dark Reign</em> > <em>Siege</em>, too much mega can get tiresome.  </p> <p>That said, <em>Avengers vs X-Men</em>, token crossover event of 2012, is turning out to be a decent fare. Sure, they’re rehashing the same themes over and over again (ie: good guys vs good guys, the return of Phoenix, some fringe characters that will probably die at the end before everyone reconciles), but I must admit it <span>does</span> cater to things that pop up in conversations with other comic fans:</p> <ul><li>Colossus vs The Thing: who’d come out tops?</li> <li>Would Iron Man stand a chance against Magneto?</li> <li>Dickhead honors: Cyclops or Captain America?  </li> </ul><p>But as far as speculation goes, the least likely endings can be found <a href="http://www.newsarama.com/comics/10-possible-avengers-vs-x-men-endings-1.html" target="_blank">here</a> (eg: The Phoenix is defeated by the power of love aka <em>The Care Bears Stare</em>).</p> <p>Image via: <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://couch.graphicly.com/post/16891414073/mrhipp-battle-royale-avengies-vs-x-ies" target="_blank">graphicly</a></p>http://www.paolodelfino.net/post/21769092632http://www.paolodelfino.net/post/21769092632Wed, 25 Apr 2012 13:07:53 +0800comicsgeekageavengersx-mencrossoveravx<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m30qnohWcl1qzzmjio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/twitter-spelling-mistakes" target="_blank">Top 10 most unforgivable Twitter spelling mistakes</a> </p> <p>Genious asswholes with no manors that are hippocrates? Loving the smell of your boyfriend’s colon?</p> <p>If they’ve been attributing the decline in linguistic proficiency to IMs and SMS texting, my bet’s on Twitter being made the scapegoat for societally-crippling mental retardation.   </p> <p>Also, why y’all be hating on Hippocrates?</p> <p>Via: <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/eevon" target="_blank">Eevon</a></p>http://www.paolodelfino.net/post/21768252886http://www.paolodelfino.net/post/21768252886Wed, 25 Apr 2012 12:47:48 +0800internetzlolbuzzfeedtwitterfunnyspellingtypo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2z9shpNBY1qzzmjio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Bangsar Shopping Centre - Land where tai-tais sit around all day long sipping lattes while playing jewel-puzzle games on their iPads.</p> <p>(Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">Instagram</a>)</p>http://www.paolodelfino.net/post/21707959803http://www.paolodelfino.net/post/21707959803Tue, 24 Apr 2012 17:45:00 +0800photojournalout and aboutbangsarfood<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2ek9f37gr1qzzmjio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Staple agenda for our family getaways: ping pong, mah jong and reading the papers!</p> <p>(Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">Instagram</a>)</p>http://www.paolodelfino.net/post/21011652795http://www.paolodelfino.net/post/21011652795Fri, 13 Apr 2012 13:22:00 +0800photojournalport dicksonholidayping pongout and about<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/60_W9eqW5nw?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><strong>Trailer (well, kinda): Looper</strong></p> <p>So basically, it’s a sci-fi time travel caper where an older Bruce Willis (played by Bruce Willis) is being hunted down by a younger Bruce Willis (played by Joseph Gordon-Levitt). </p> <p>The cast credits also mention Emily Blunt, Paul Dano and Jeff Bridges but I’m not sure which versions of Bruce Willis they’d be playing. </p> <p>It sounds quite shit. But the sort of shit I’d probably find entertaining.</p>http://www.paolodelfino.net/post/20966184702http://www.paolodelfino.net/post/20966184702Thu, 12 Apr 2012 23:22:00 +0800trailermovieslooperbruce willisjoseph gordon levittgeekage<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m23trhp4fA1qzzmjio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Unfortunately named author of the day: Monkey Bridge, by a fella named Lan Cao.</p>http://www.paolodelfino.net/post/20644236345http://www.paolodelfino.net/post/20644236345Sat, 07 Apr 2012 18:14:05 +0800photojournalout and aboutbooksauthor