1. Hello internetz, it’s been a while.  I can’t figure out which is sadder: the fact that I’ve been so insanely busy in the past three weeks that I haven’t dicked around on the internet since Christmas OR the fact that I’m genuinely stoked to be able to (rot on) Tumblr again. Just a bit. Just today.  I’m turning the bend and am looking forward to a bit more downtime in the coming weeks.  For now, I’m content with posting up the typically pointless/vain webcam self-shot. Note the background setting (Starbucks), attire (black t-shirt), accessorizing (headphones) - I have descended into the dirty regions of hipster scummery that I’ve so passionately loathed. You may stab my eye (just one) with a straw (but only so I can validate the use of an eyepatch). I’ll be checking in on this photo come January 2012 to see if I’ve managed to gain the ability to grow 10% more beard (compared to the current 2% setting).  

    Hello internetz, it’s been a while. 

    I can’t figure out which is sadder: the fact that I’ve been so insanely busy in the past three weeks that I haven’t dicked around on the internet since Christmas OR the fact that I’m genuinely stoked to be able to (rot on) Tumblr again. Just a bit. Just today. 

    I’m turning the bend and am looking forward to a bit more downtime in the coming weeks. 

    For now, I’m content with posting up the typically pointless/vain webcam self-shot. Note the background setting (Starbucks), attire (black t-shirt), accessorizing (headphones) - I have descended into the dirty regions of hipster scummery that I’ve so passionately loathed. You may stab my eye (just one) with a straw (but only so I can validate the use of an eyepatch).

    I’ll be checking in on this photo come January 2012 to see if I’ve managed to gain the ability to grow 10% more beard (compared to the current 2% setting).