#51: “Girl On TV” - LFO (1999)

Since K-Fed’s been on a fat hiatus, there’s been a stark void in white trash douchebaggery since no one else has been dropping them popozao bombs. Time to remind ourselves where douche was born as this holy trinity gives us a lesson in lyrical flair:

“Shooby-doo-wop and Scooby snacks,
Met a fly girl and I can’t relax,
The only problem is she’s a movie star!

My friends they won’t believe me,
If they could only see me,
At the risk of sounding cheesy,
I think i fell for the girl on TV!”