What: “Hot Drink Rap” from Wendy’s Training Videos library
When: 1980’s (observe Paula Abdul-esque music video treatment)
Spectacularity: Off the charts!
This is a masterpiece from YouTube’s vault of tacky 80’s video gems.
Hands down, simultaneously the best and worst training video ever made. If you have an inexplainable fetish for bizarro YouTube videos, you really shouldn’t miss out on this:
As for decaf, you brew it just like coffee
Use the orange pot, it makes it easier to see
But if you’re using the packets in your sto-re
Put it in a small cup and furthermore
Add hot water up to the line and stir it in
Put a lid on and serve it on a tray again
Hot drinks really get you goin’
Hold you up when you feel you’re slowin’
Wendy’s, we all always serve it right away
A smile and “Have a nice day”
I kid you not.
More godawful 80’s synth and awkward Wendy’s-sponsored musical assery here (see: ‘Cold Drinks’, ‘Grill Skills’).
