They left out frequenting 4chan.
Hi! I'm Paolo Delfino. I'm tall, I have big hair and I'm cheap. I like reading comics, making music and dicking around on the internet.
And frequenting 4chan is definitely blasphemy.
Kicking ass without taking names Dirty sanchez Ignoring the safe word Bros after hoes E before I even when not after C...
the ability to tolerate 4chan is a virtue
They left out frequenting 4chan.