Ok, so I’m probably not gonna bother with Saints Row: The Third (see: Skyrim), but for what it’s worth, it deserves a mention for being a veritable kick-in-the-gonads victory for offensively OTT games.

The complete disregard for political correctness and single-minded quest for mother-sickening outrageousness makes this look like an insanely fun game to play. That is, if you’re okay with: 

  • Thwocking your enemies with purple dildo bats (note the choice of sound effect).
  • Army camo costumes? Pfft. How about full-body furry suits?
  • Repeatedly getting yourself get hit by cars to collect insurance fraud money.
  • Manapults = catapults + humans as ammo.
  • Naked skydiving.

Added to the fact that the game developers seem like genuinely funny, albeit twisted and slightly sociopathic guys gives this game an added dose of charm. Quote: “A good night for a furry is a terrible night for the dry cleaners.”

Get this if you’re huge on GTA but wish those guys who make weird Japanese sex-fetish games had a hand in it.

  1. paolodelfino posted this
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