FML: Greek mythology style!

This should tickle you if you’re a fan of mythology in general. There be a lot of sad bastards getting beaten by the shit-coated end of the stick.

“Today I came up with a plan that helped my country win a 10-year war. But, because I forgot to pray to Poseidon, I won’t get to go home for another 10 years. FML”
- Odysseus

“Today my father made wings out of feathers and wax so that we could escape the king’s castle. But I flew too close to the sun and the wings melted. I then fell into the ocean below. I can’t swim. FML”
- Icarus

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