#14: “S Club Party” - S Club 7 (1999)

I never knew what to make of S Club 7. They we’re an odd collection of hot-bodied teens with awkward British accents, a collection of manufactured pop-band cliches - girls fit for porno, token blonde bloke who looked like Teddy Sheringham, a token black kid who had the burden of injecting that hip-hop nigga vibe and token buzz-cut singlet wearing guy.

Let me take you back to some lyrical gold:

“Tina’s doin’ her dance, Jon’s looking for romance,
Paul’s getting down on the floor while Hannah’s screamin’ out for more.
Wanna see Bradley swing? Wanna see Rachel do her thing?
We got Jo, she’s got the flow. Get ready everybody cos here we go!”

The sad part was I could type that out without Googling the lyrics or watching the video. FML.

In 1999, I had a crush on Sonia Couling.