Top 10 crazy-assed reactions to American Idol results →

I know there’s a lot of Lambert lovin’ that’s been going on but I never knew it was this intense. Tween girls breaking out into hoarse, throaty screams of anger and despair (the type found on death metal albums), gay dudes having “I just lost 5 million on the stock exchange” kinda breakdowns - these people fucking go apeshit when they found out who didn’t win Idol this year. The world gets a little crazier by the day.