Tweetingtoohard.com: Twitter assholes on parade

It’s funny how Twitter’s quickly becoming a tool for self-inflating wankery, where asses with delusions of magnificence waft into your consciousness like the scent of dog poo stuck on your shoes. Tweetingtoohard.com is perfect for reminding you that douchebaggery is just one self indulgent “I’m way more awesome than you are” tweet away. Expect to see a lot of entries from John Mayer.

Here are some highlights:

• I make multi-million $ decisions on a regular basis — why is it soooo difficult to decide what to do with my hair? @MKReflections
• it makes me sad, the more I have success the more people don’t like me…. @iamsammis
• when Went to the gym this morning. As I left, everyone said I was the best! @serafinowicz
• I gave my cleaning lady a raise today, even though she didn’t ask, as my own little contribution to fighting the recession @brettschulte
• Pulled out my wallet to pay the parking meter, and accidentally dumped $700 in bills. @willw