#9: “Love At First Sight” - Kylie Minogue (2002)

At some point, Kylie gave me a “best friend’s hot older sister” kind of vibe. She was accessible yet out of your league, offering you cookies and Coke during your visits to said best friend’s house, taunting you with treats as if to compensate for the fact that you’ll never register a blip on her radar. To me, this was Kylie’s last hurrah before she reinvented herself as a stripper who sometimes sang. Not that I’m complaining. I’m just saying things kinda veered towards skankland after this. Oh hotpants. Why’d you have to change everything? For better or worse, I still can’t tell.

Bonus songs: Chocolate, Spinning Around & I Should Be So Lucky (For that Rick Astley feeling)

In 2002, I was in a college that had the ugliest girls in PJ.