Steven Seagal plays the blues for you. Cheer up.

Hi, I’m Steven Seagal! You may recognize me as the ponytailed, Buddhist martial arts exponent who surprisingly moves like lightning, despite looking a bit like a Mexican plumber. Your dad likes my movies. While I may be known for my kung-fu, poor dress sense and inability to express more than 2 emotions per film, today, I’m gonna introduce you to my other non-talent - the ability to play the blues badly.

This is the promo video for my second album, “Mojo Priest”, which features the single “Alligator Ass” and other unfortunately named songs such as “Hoochie Koochie Man”, “She Dat Pretty” and the redneck anthem, “Talk To My Ass”.