June 2011
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It’s June! Time for some New Year’s resolutions. Things I wanna do in 2011 (the achievable kind): #1: Watch that last Twilight movie (for reals) I found out that in book #3, after lots of lip-biting sexual tension, Bedward finally get the dirty thang on. This results in Bella giving birth to a daughter that bursts out of her womb like devilspawn. Due to the wonders of enhanced...
Jun 19th
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Hello. Again.
Hello internets! My agonizingly belated (how’s 6 months worth of LATE for you?) new year salutations come in the form of a haiku: New year, same game plan? 1. Inherit royal fortune 2. Win the lottery With work-related projects keeping me busy (aka dildo-ing my life), I’ve written off January to May as non-existent months in 2011. Thankfully, the gears are winding down and I’m...
Jun 19th
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