Battlestar Galactica retold in 16-bit RPG format

If there’s one problem with Battlestar Galactica being so good, it’s that long after you’re done watching the last episode, you’ll happily lap up any opportunities to discuss, relive, regurgitate or consume the remnant breadcrumbs of BSG. 

This video is brilliant if you’ve completed the series (see: reference to “in-spaceship debates as a form of resolution” once the special effects budget has been depleted). If you haven’t, you’re in for spoilers galore.

Best bit: When Colonel Tigh levels up and evolves his character.

Go watch!

Via: College Humor

So this just happened. Vinnie Jones teaches you how to perform CPR. Don’t mess, it’s Vinnie fucking Jones! 

Favourite Albums Of 2011

As one would expect around this time of the year, the internet is rife with “Best of everything” lists. Pitchfork and Stereogum bibles be damned! 

This isn’t so much a Best Of list than it is a list of favorites. Every year, there only seems to really be 4-5 albums that you’ll continue listening to as the years pass on. These few are the ones that’ll probably make the cut: 

Metronomy - The English Riviera

There’s something about Metronomy that’s built like the Italian international football squad: highly polished, efficient and even when they’re not handsome, they’re still likely to be photographed in crisp suits with tons of leggy supermodels in tow.

Wait, I’m supposed to talk about the music aren’t I? It’s good.    

Kimbra - Vows

Pre-Kimbra, my impression of New Zealand had been hopelessly limited: kiwi birds, Jonah Lomu, the lush landscapes in LOTR, Flight Of The Conchords and that movie about that young girl and the whale. Who knew NZ also produces feisty, kick-your-sballs-to-your-gut musical phenoms.

Genuinely joyous and exuberant. Exactly like a big-breasted 22-year old girl with a spark of marriage-craziness would be.

Foster The People - Torches

Every year, there’s that one band that incites band-fatigue as a result of excess hype and overexposure (fault: Pumped Up Kicks). PUK turned out to be a gateway drug that eventually waned as one discovered the headier flavors hidden within Torches. It was an album that was hard not to enjoy when it was released in May. Come December, it’s still hard not to enjoy (the rest of) the album. 

But I do wish they’d stop playing it on repeat in Giant and Kamdar.

Rubblebucket - Omega La La

Rubblebucket are an overwhelmingly upbeat eight-piece Brooklyn ensemble with a sound that can best be described as the best of Basking & Robbins’ 31 flavors, scooped into a gigantic waffle-biscuit bowl, eaten while ELO plays in the background.

Real Estate - Days

When The Strokes dropped Is This It, there was a masterful simplicity in their gritty, indie pop melodies and repetition of the same 6 chords. Of course, Is This It is not something that can be topped easily, but Real Estate’s effort is a refreshing take on the “making decent music using the bare minimum amount of effort” model.

Mayer Hawthorne - How Do You Do

I can wholly appreciate the finer points of Robin Thicke’s white-boy-got-soul thang. I’d appreciate it a whole lot better if he wasn’t constantly trying to have sex me up through my headphones. Enter Mayer Hawthorne: Robin Thicke, sans sex fiend gene. 

Rachael Yamagata - Chesapeake

Every list should have a “pleasant surprise” inclusion, that one album you didn’t expect to like so much. I expected Rachael’s trademark wrist-slitting, Debbie Downer melancholia and instead discovered a lot of upbeat, ear-friendly optimism that would perfectly soundtrack American automobile TV ads.

Feist - Metals

Somewhere between trying very hard to get into this album and trying very hard not to include this, I gave up and acceded to the fact that this may not an album packed with tons of radio-hits, but it’s something that I’ll probably still be able to appreciate 5 years down the line.

Unspectacular but warm and familiar. Like a smelly sweater you wear whenever it’s cold outside.  

Onwards, for sure. The upwards needs some work.

It’s been almost a year since I swapped a full-time day job for a full-time freelance gig. If there’s one thing I quickly discovered, the idea of being able to wake up daily at 11am and spend the rest of afternoon on the PS3 while work miraculously sorts itself out turned out to be a complete myth. The notion of freelancing being very “free” is quickly disproved by the more constant work hours (ie: what is a weekend?) and the round-the-clock urge to get shit done.  

But as you would be in a retrospective mood on the eve of a new year, it’s personally quite mind-blowing for me to imagine that just 10 months ago, things were vastly different: I’ve traded daily traffic jams trudges, nightmarish parking lot ordeals and long work hours for a lot of smaller, less glamourous perks that have longer-lasting mileage (ie: being able to work in soft shorts and comfy t-shirts that have forsaken the right to ever be worn in public). 

And with things on the up, I surprised myself by making the decision to set up a company, all real and proper, like. Might this send me down the path of loafers, chino slacks, a subscription to Monocle, investments in the stock market and a sudden urge to “diversify my portfolio”? 

Not just yet. Or unless I luck out and get bitten by a radioactive entrepreneurial spider that helps me fast-track my career in the fashion of a modern day Howard Hughes, not likely at all.

For the time being at least, I’m pretty content juggling a nasty comic book reading habit and struggling with the finer points of business administration (what the fuck is a cash flow sheet and why does it hate me?). 

Minor achievements and cool / weird shit that happened to me in 2011 (inspired by Wordsmanifest): 

  • Ditched the whole 9 to 5 thing. 
  • Discovered an even weirder 10 to 2 and 5 to 11:25 arrangement. 
  • Successfully casualized my working dress code even further - from “t-shirt and jeans” to “shorts and frayed wifebeaters”. 
  • Had breakfast with an Opposition Party MP.
  • Inglorious honor of being able to include “FHM Writer” to my CV. This makes me giggle like a schoolgirl.
  • Awkwardly, started my own company.  
  • Got my first ever parking ticket. 
  • Went for my second-ever holiday in my adult, working life. The last one was back in 2007, I think. 
  • Hiked up what in my mind, felt like a really small mountain, but in reality, probably just counts as a hill (the highest peak of Cameron Highland’s Tea Plantation). Still, ball-freezing cold and steep inclines did not make it an easy trek. 
  • Adopted a dog with a propensity for NSWF sleep postures.
  • For a season, went pretty apeshit on Japanese buffets.
  • For a season, went pretty apeshit on Banana Leaf meals. 
  • Since then, have had to consciously exercise to keep the belly low-profile.
  • Caught Gruff Rhys’s KL gig - best solo concert ever.
  • Was one of the witnesses at a friend’s Registration of Marriage. Discovered that it involves putting your signature on a sheet of paper. And looking deadly serious. 
  • Finally finished Batman: Arkham City, about a year late. 
  • Rewarded myself with my first ever year-end bonus. Promptly bought a 40” TV right after. 

Egh. A lot of people seem to find this cute. Me? I think this is a dead giveaway that She and Him (badabing!) were probably banging behind Ben Gibbard’s chubby, perpetually depressed back. 

Yes? No? Maybe?

Right? Riiiiight? 

Currently reading: Craig Thompson’s “Habibi”. Let it be known that this graphic novel is an absolute work of art.

[Cue awkward and highly inaccurate replication of an East Side gang salute of mad restekp]

So basically, Scott Weiland minus the drugs = neo-nazi rapist Michael Buble-wannabe? Is no one else creeped out by his vacant gaze?

Kickass Christmas presents!

  1. “The Trial of Colonel Sweeto” - Nic Gurewitch’s published PBF collection.
  2. A box of DC vintage comics postcards.
  3. A Holga 120 CFN. Beware the impending onslaught of wanky, artsy fartsy photography.

(Source: photos-paolodelfino)

Playlist: Best Of 2011

Whoa. Playlist roll? Playlist roll, betches. 

On a side note, there’s a nostalgic comfort in coming up with playlists on 8tracks. It harkens back to high-school years where all you really needed to preoccupy yourself on a Sunday afternoon was a notepad, a 2-deck radio, a stack of cassettes and a naive sense of musical superiority (everyone else, was after all, listening to Vertical Horizon).

In no particular order, these are my 18 favourite tracks birthed from the musical foetus of 2011:

  1. History - Little Tybee
  2. The Bay - Metronomy
  3. Go Outside - Cults
  4. Silly Fathers - Rubblebucket
  5. Marathon - Tennis
  6. It’s Real - Real Estate
  7. Settle Down - Kimbra
  8. I Would Do Anything For You - Foster The People
  9. Shark Ridden Waters - Gruff Rhys
  10. A Long Time - Mayer Hawthorne
  11. Get Some - Lykke Li
  12. Nightlight - Little Dragon
  13. Santa Fe - Beirut
  14. Pussycat - Kyoto Protocol
  15. I Was Just A Card - Laura Marling 
  16. Anti-Pioneer - Feist
  17. Putting The Dog To Sleep - The Antlers
  18. Safe Travels (Don’t Die) - Lisa Hannigan 

Notable mention: Saddest Song Of 2011 honors ought to go to The Antlers for “Putting The Dog To Sleep”. Moody, sun-obliterating mojo going on there… 

More playlists on my 8tracks page

Playlist: Holy Matrimahoney (Part 2)

This is Part 2 of the wedding playlist I’m putting together for the technically-weds (registered but yet to be ceremonied) Edwin and Ai Lin.

It’s decidedly more low-key compared to Part 1, so as to subdue the drunkards and overeager dancers as the night winds down. That’s how it normally works, right? Right?

  1. Settle Down - Kimbra
  2. To Be Surprised - Sondre Lerche 
  3. Maps - Yeah Yeah Yeahs 
  4. Dancing In The Moonlight - Toploader 
  5. Flowers In The Window - Travis 
  6. Mushaboom - Feist 
  7. If We Were Words (We Would Rhyme) - Gruff Rhys 
  8. I Know You Know - Esperanza Spalding 
  9. Better Together - Jack Johnson x Rhythms del Mundo 
  10. Words & Music - Sondre Lerche 
  11. Sparks - Coldplay 
  12. Love Ain’t Gonna Let You Down - Jamie Cullum 
  13. All For You - Wallis Bird 
  14. Somersault - Zero 7

I so wanted to include a token Bon Jovi love song but then, that’d be letting Ian win, wouldn’t it?

Listen to Part 1 HERE